Wednesday 20 September 2017

NIGERIAN MEN: UNPARDONABLE PERFECTIONISTS

Nigerian men: Unpardonable Perfectionists

Its been just 10 years Lola got married to her husband Lade.They are fine couples who you will fall in love with anytime you see them together.In church,at home,or anywhere. You will fall I'm love with being marriage if you know them. But we all know that marriage is not as rosy as it appears to be.In fact,the roses are filled with thorns sometimes and we try to uproot them!
Lade is a first-class perfectionist! He wants everything to be perfect, accurate.If I don't cook on time,he complains, if I take time to dress up for an occasion,the same.When I just gave birth to our baby,that was the worst! Because if the baby starts crying,he complains and shouts like I was the one who made her cry.He doesn't want to see a pin on the floor whenever am done with house chores! I must tell him virtually everything before I make any move! Its like he has a standard I've not met.I never seem to do anything right.And the way I cook? gosh! Or is it the way I fold the laundry?He seems to be complacent with nothing I do!
You can't please Nigerian men o! Instead you'll even feel guilty because you can't do anything to satisfy them,you'll probably end up making them angry.This has been extended to even sex! You can't seem to satisfy the as they go behind your back....anyway we're not going to talk about that now,that'll be topic for another day.Nigerian men believe were supposed to be angels while they make the home hell for us!
You guys need to change!

THE WEEKEND OF FASCINATORS!

THE WEEKEND OF FASCINATORS!

Cheers to the fascinator weekend!...lol. Last weekend was really a hectic one for me ad that was why I wasn't here a lot. I was very busy making different types of  FASCINATORS! Yes!..I said that! I wasn't even here yesterday and on Monday,but I'm here now so watsup people?... Okay,some people may be wondering what fascinators are. They are light head pieces made of sinamay, flowers, beads,feathers,sometimes even our local ankara materials and other African materials.You see Queen Elizabeth of England wearing them. We were them to church,to weddings, and other occasions. In Nigeria, they stand in replacement of hats,scarfs,head gears and the likes..they're easy to wear,instead of going through the stress tying scarfs.
Here,we see Catherine,the Duchess of Cambridge with her fascinator fastened to her hair. So yes! Now you know.
My fascinator business is yet to be established,you'll see!
I wasn't playing throughout, but I still need to visit y'all, cos I miss posting!
Have a happy week and stay blessed!

Saturday 16 September 2017

5 WEIRD THINGS WE DID AS KIDS/CHILDREN

5 weird things we did as kids or should I say CHILDREN

1. Run after our shadow or run from it. Some of us tried to catch up with our shadow anytime we see it on the floor or on a wall.lol...this was crazy! Because I even tried to hit it one time I saw my own shadow on the wall.

2. This one is for the girls or maybe ladies now:- We took paper and folded it into a small ball and put it in our clothes near the chest area just so it would look as if we had breasts o! Lemme not lie ehn,am guilty.Is nor my fault,me too wanted to have breasts like a big girl nau. Am sure its not only me,so if you are guilty, better share this,you know yourself

3. Okay,we know that most of opened the fridge in our house and light came on in the fridge,only for us to close it slowly to see if the light will still be on. Its like we wanted to catch the fridge to see if it was playing tricks on us. True or false?

4. For the ladies in the house,I did this one too. Me I like play so don't blame me. Who chewed bubble gum and later cut it in small pieces and place it on our fingernails to feel like we fixed nails like those big aunties we saw those times?

5. Or when our mum buys us skirts or dresses,we'll pull them up and over our knees a little so it can be short. I don't really know what we were thinking at our little age sef?

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*Please comment guys and girls if y'all can relate to this.You can also add some weird stuff you did when you were a kid.
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VIRGINITY; YOU DON'T GET A TROPHY FOR BEING A VIRGIN!

                            YOU DON'T GET A TROPHY FOR BEING A VIRGIN!

         I repeat; you don't get a trophy for being a virgin. Besides why is virginity a feminine phenomenon? Even the Bible did not leave it out only to females. A man has got to keep his virginity too!I know some folks won't wanna discuss this because to them its a controversial issue.Am sorry to say,to me,its not,at all!
         To be frank and candid,to be a virgin is godly,its good because both genders are to keep themselves till marriage.It is like the best wine preserved for the day of celebration. But we also know it doesn't make y'all SAINTS or ANGELS.
         To be a 'non-virgin' is not a crime also. You don't get arrested for it,except some inhumane and crazy laws that permit it though,because its stupid when I hear stories of men dumping their wives because they found out she's not who they thought she was after.
          Listen guys,am not saying virginity is a bad thing,but it simply doesn't make your husband love you better,nor does it stop him from cheating on you! Yes dear,it can't.It also doesn't get you a spouse quickly. I have two words for y'all ladies posing on social media as ''Virgin'' - NOBODY CARES...really.thank you.
As children,we were thought to be pure,godly, we were thought to be the lower sex,be confined because that is how it has always been. But here's one QUESTION:Why don't they teach the boys how to be good and loyal husbands,how to wait till marriage, how to be pure and godly men too?Virginity is a thing of the mind.

 The comment box is down there people...please feel free to drop your opinions... Thank you
     IS VIRGINITY REALLY A VIRTUE?  WHAT DO YOU THINK

Tuesday 12 September 2017

HUMOUR FOR THE DAY

                                    Humour for the day!
Have you ever been in a situation where some guy approaches you and started talking to you about being his friend,asking for your number and all that...not knowing your mum was right behind you! Your trying to hive d guy signs,telling him to shut up and move away,but he was too dumb to understand you? Then your mum finally comes and VOILĂ€!! it turns out that your mum knows this guy. Chai! God punish devil. I mean I didn't even have interest in the poor guy but again! My mum spoiled his patrol sha.
That day was funny and at the same time embarrassing for the guy sha.
Happy Tuesday people!
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THE MOTHER-IN-LAW: YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR WIFE'S FOOD

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW: YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR WIFE'S FOOD.
         You came home to realize your mum came visiting in your house. She just finished preparing your best soup! And your wife as usual had already prepared your dish so you can eat when you come back from work. Both dishes are set on the table,and both women beckon you to come and eat. You are tempted because it was your favorite food, but then you can't reject your wife's food also. Which one will you choose? And note that:
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a) your mum and wife are not really in good terms and you are aware of it
b) you love your mum and also respect your wife so much
c) both women has complained to you about each other's behavior,and you know your mum can be a hard but to crack sometimes.


   Bros oya! What are you going to do? Guys which food will you eat? For those people that like food...lol...will you eat both for that night?
Ladies are not left out of this question please!


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